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i can count the number of times school has made me cry of stress on just one hand!

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penryyn:

how the hell do you cancel a show like this

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guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

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awkwaben:

sherlock—kun:

kcc0:

mooooonbear:

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That’s also why guys have nipples. 

wow i actually didn’t know that

Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified

Basic mammalian biology.

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thequeerfilmdetective:

In the Torchwood episode “Captain Jack Harkness,” Torchwood leader Jack is taken back to 1941, and for the first time meets the man he took his name from. The two Jacks are inexplicably attracted to each other, and because Torchwood Jack knows that the historical Jack will die the next day, he takes the risk of dancing with him in front of the shocked party-goers.

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theofficialariel:

Cinderella: Alternate ending.

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alixjay:

cartersostoopid:

remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing

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and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day

You obviously don’t remember correctly.

You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:

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jodiamandis:

lightspeedsound:

High School Fads, 1944

Ok so now I’m on the look out for lesbians with hair bows in the back

This ^^^

I just like how the bow on the left is a ‘signal and a chllange’ it’s like yeah, Betty’s been going steady with Tommy for a few weeks now, but let’s see if Ronny can step up his game before Betty becomes a right bow kind of girl

can i use ‘she wears her bow in the back’ as a euphemism now?

Bow on the back of the head is now the official lesbian signal

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katyphamz:

doingitforthevine:

i had a little too much fun snapchatting at target today…

Omfg

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